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PlattyPress.com Reaching New All Time Highs!
January 30, 2021
We are very excited to know that we are achieving all new time highs here at PlattyPress.com.
It’s not just the weed but all our dedicated followers that make us great and super high.
Here is a breakdown of social platforms and our awesome followers.
Facebook: 13 - Always in FB jail and never allowed to accept new followers. Assholes!
LinkedIn: 0 - Why the hell would I post here?
We are killing it on all levels.
We raise our glass to our great followers.
Platty's Editor Note: Here's to our 43 followers. You fuckers are the best!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.