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Murderer Only Slays Vagina!

Moe Lester 
January 29, 2021 

Jimmy Frank is reading on how to slay the vagina.

He is growing tired of being the guy who never gets the lady or ladies.

Jimmy is learning how to be a Lewis and win the girl of his dreams with his cunning linguist techniques.

He is gaining knowledge on how to tame his own Betty Childs.

Jimmy knows that once you murder the vagina, or slay it, that you own it forever.

There is no device or robotic dick, licker or sucker that can ever take that back.

Slaying the vagina is difficult task but it can be done.

It takes time, knowledge and practice.

Jimmy wants to be one of those unselfish men that pleases his woman like no other.

Women, please just give Jimmy a chance.

Platty Editor Note: I've murdered and slayed many vagina's in my day. Well, that's what I tell others.

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