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No Country for Old Men Temperature Check!

Anna Phalaxis 
January 26, 2021 

Anton Chigurh days of hunting people down have come to an end.

He wants to retire for something simpler and calming.

The pandemic has brought on many challenges, but Anton’s career is about to take off at his local dentists’ office.

Anton is now in charge of taking patient's temperatures when they arrive to the office.

It doesn’t pay the same as his previous career, but he loves what he does.

He loves that he can still put a device to someone’s forehead and pull the trigger.

The result is not the same but the process is.

Platty's Editor Note: I must do this article. People say, I don’t have to do this, but I must!

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