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Neti Pot Challenge! Woman Starts Hot Sauce Rinse!

Dawn Keybawls 
January 23, 2021 

Many moons have passed since we have had our last viral challenge.

There was the Ice Bucket Challenge which was a great idea and had awesome results.

For some reason people started to lose intelligence and created other stupid challenges.

The Hot Water Challenge brought out the best and the boiled people.

The Tide Pod Challenge made sure we were all beyond clean on the inside.

The Fire Challenge taught us what it is like to be barbequed alive.

We can’t forget the shitty smell of the Taser Challenge.

The next in line of fun challenges is the Neti Pot Hot Sauce Challenge.

Can you handle mild, medium, or hot? Red or Green?

Is it as hot coming out your nose as it is out your ass the next day while on the shitter?

Only you can find out!

Platty's Editor Note: Stupid is as stupid does! I have no idea what that means.

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