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Biden Hires Dom Toretto To Locate Lost Vaccinations!

Chit Ferbrauns 
January 22, 2021 

President Biden signed an executive order today that will make it a priority to track down the missing stockpiled vaccines.

He has hired Dom Toretto and his team to find and return the missing vaccinations.

Dom will bring the team back together after the recent bullshit with his brother.

He be joined by Han, Letty, Mia, Roman, Tej, Hobbs, Gisele, Sean, Owen and Deckard Shaw, Twinkie, Tego & Rico, Braga, Bilkins, Uncle Kamata, Ramsey, Suki, Agent Markham, Korpi, Stasiak, Neela, Mr. Nobody, Little NoBody, Orange Julius, Enrique, Hector and Monica Fuentes.

President Biden expects a high adrenaline and ridiculously overthought plan to secure the vaccines.

Over the top explosions with stupid one-liners will accompany the adventure.

One of the team will die but will most likely come back at some point. Except Brian.

Joe Biden has all his faith in Dom and we know he will deliver the missing vaccines.

Platty's Editor Note: Come on! They all died in the first one. End of story and this stupid franchise.

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