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Senior Class of 2021 Votes Vagisil Favorite Lip Balm!
January 14, 2021
Those crazy seniors are at it again.
Every year many products, items or categories are chosen as the favorite and will represent the class.
There is the favorite song, ice cream, TV show and many other categories that will be a staple for the class for this year and the years to come.
My class song was the theme song to Cheers.
We sang it at our graduation, and we butchered the hell out of it just for fun.
We continue to butcher the hell out of it when I run into classmates to this day.
This year, and every year since 1974, Vagisil was voted as the favorite lip balm.
There are many credible lip balms but Vagisil always wins the vote.
Many snickering senior teenage boys can be heard when the favorite lip balm is mentioned.
Platty's Editor Note: Those are my favorite lips too!
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