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January 21, 2020

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Man, Thinks His Ankles Can Shine Since Switching to Low Cut Socks!

Publish Date: July 28, 2019
Author: Benjamin Dover

Corey Smith was the guy that would wear the knee-high socks while wearing shorts. He was rocking the 70’s styles of socks.

He still wears the knee-high socks while wearing pants but not when wearing shorts these days.e had

“I feel like I can let my ankles finally shine. No longer will they be hidden under some fabric.” Corey said.

“I feel like I am finally free.” He continued.

“The ladies are going to be lining up to go out with me now and my sexy ankles.” He said with great enthusiasm.

Corey’s confidence is sky high right now. If we could only work on his smile and other areas.

Platty's Editor Note: I used to have a few jokes about pairs of matching socks but I’ve lost one.

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