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Woman Is A Bloody Cunt!


Moe Lester 
August 31, 2021 

Oh no! I said the C-Word!

I said the B-Word first.

Bloody cunt! Blood cunt, and one more time, Bloody cunt!

Was that so hard to say?

Let it roll off your tongue five or six times but be careful or you’ll have bloody all over your face.

There are so many words in our language and so many words we can’t say?

Well, why the bloody cunt can’t we say them?

That’s probably not the best use of the term but why the bloody cunt not?

Cunt can be used as a positive term.

Thanks’ for saving my ass today man, you are one brilliant cunt!

There are so many words and phrases that were once positive that were taken, twisted and are now perceived as negative.

Cunt is one of those words I am taking back and making it positive.

Bloody might not make the word seem positive but it is like Fuck, there are so many positive uses.

Platty's Editor Note: There is nothing wrong with a bloody cunt. It just feels a little different.

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