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Grandma Has A WAP!


Anna Phalaxis 
July 21, 2021 

Grandma Smith likes to keep her pussy clean.

Her pussy tends to start off nice but ends up all nasty and dirty.

When her pussy gets wet, it becomes extremely angry.

Grandma Smith has a wet angry pussy.

It howls and hisses every time it gets wets.

The pussy claws come out and it becomes extremely violent.

There is no bucket and mop to bring for this wet ass pussy.

This pussy will require many towels to contain the wetness and sporadic spray.

You have been warned that messing with Grandmas wet angry pussy will bring you a new world of hurt.

Platty's Editor Note: Wet ass pussy! Wet angry pussy! Is there a difference?

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