September 24, 2021
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Redbox Adds Dick Suckers to Boost DVD Rentals!
July 29, 2021
The fine folks at Redbox have cum up with a new plan to boost their DVD rentals and sales.
With the surge of new online services and digital content users are not renting many DVD these days.
Galen Smith, the CEO of Redbox, knows husbands still go shopping with their wives unwillingly.
Many of the stores these women frequent have a Redbox nearby.
The husbands can now spend some time looking for DVD rentals while having their dick massaged.
The massager adjusts up and down, in and out and speeds can vary depending on if you are in a rush.
The massagers are self-cleaning and are ready for the next customer in about 5 minutes after the last one finishes his DVD rental.
With the release of the dick massagers cums the next branch of Redbox named Redbox Health.
Redbox Health will analyze your sample and will send the results to your doctor to keep you healthy.
Redbox Health, DVD rentals and getting your dick massaged sounds like a win to me.
Platty's Editor Note: I've rented 6 DVD's from 6 different locations today already!
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