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Fantasy Sports Gamer Lands on DL, Will Miss Season!
August 04, 2021
Fred Carson has been an unlucky participant in a fantasy football league with his friends.
They have been hosting live drafts together with food and many drinks for the past 15 years.
Fred has never won.
He did finish second once but has mainly finished with a losing record for 11 of those seasons.
That one lucky season his team crushed it every week except the championship game where his team lost by 2.1 points.
Fred continued to use that season as inspiration but has fallen short ever since.
This was going to be the year, but Fred has landed on the disabled list after a bad car accident.
He has been outfitted with a full body cast and will not be able to manage his team.
Fred will undergo months of physical therapy and should be ready for the next fantasy season.
Platty’s Editor Note: My wife's idea of fantasy sports is me not watching them.
He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.
He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.