November 26, 2021

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Husband: What’s for Dinner? Wife:…

Ms. Ann Formation 
July 05, 2021 

Thomas Kinkade just had an 11-hour day at work and came home hungry as hell.

He walked through the door and asked his wife what was for dinner.

He was hoping it was her delicious vajayjay casserole.

Or could she be preparing his favorite? Beaver muff pie?

Thomas couldn’t be any happier when he found out he was having her world-famous juicy fur burger.

He loves to stuff his wife’s burger with his fresh gouda cheese.

He got her wet fur burger all over his face that night.

Dinner turned out marvelous and so did the sex.

Platty’s Editor Note: World famous fur burger? How many in the world have had her burger?


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