February 28, 2021
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At Infidelity, We’ll Plan Your Financial Future and Fuck Your Wife!
November 28, 2020
“We’ll plan your future financial growth while fucking your wife!”
This is the new slogan from Infidelity investments.
Infidelity Investments offers Financial Planning and Advice, Retirement Plans, Wealth Management Services, Trading and Brokerage services, and a wide range wife fucking options.
They can take photos and video that can be used against your wife if you choose to divorce and can still keep all of your shit. I mean investments.
If you want to keep your investments on track then give Infidelity a chance and call 1-800-Wife-Fuck.
Platty's Editor Note: Jerry Lamon Falwell Jr. is a client!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.