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Man Is Almost Fuckable After Using Plexiderm!

Chit Ferbrauns 
November 23, 2020 

Hair treatment? Check!

Teeth whitening? Check!

Personal grooming? Check!

Plexiderm treatment? Check!

Will doing all these steps get him laid? I doubt it.

It is quite possible that Sidney Floyd might pay for the sex, but he is low on funds.

Currently his gonorrhea and herpes are in full swing and is under care from his doctor.

Sidney thought Plexiderm would be the catalyst that would continuously get him laid but he was wrong.

Sidney has a plethora of problems that Plexiderm is not designed to fix.

Platty's Editor Note: Jesus man save your money for the hoes not the bullshit remedies.

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