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Mueller! Mueller! Mueller!

Mike Litorus
July 24, 2019

The point of today......

Everyone is pissed.

Nothing has changed!

Platty's Editor Note: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Robert pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

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