May 29, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Mueller! Mueller! Mueller!
July 24, 2019
The point of today......
Everyone is pissed.
Nothing has changed!
Platty's Editor Note: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Robert pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.