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Potsexual Finds Love with Pansexual!


Ms. Ann Formation 
August 21, 2021 

I swear I have no idea what is going on with people today and their sexual identities.

Now pots and pans are getting it on?

I had to do more research and find out what these new identities and what they mean.

Pansexual: not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.

What the hell does that mean?

Do these Pansexual’s grow a penis or a vagina when they are feeling fluid?

Can they turn their innie into an outie and vice versa?

Potsexual: Someone who has a sexual desire for weed.

Please tell me people are not having sex with plants.

I think I got it, not all Potsexuals are Pansexuals, but all Pansexuals can be Potsexuals?

Will this be added to todays SAT tests?

I'm confused!

Platty's Editor Note: There are over 60 gender options these days. However, i didn't see a "FucksEverythingInSight" gender option.

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