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President Trump Wants to Show You His 'OH' Face!


Moe Lester 
May 29, 2020 

Old MACDONALD had a farm E - I - E - I - .

And on his farm he had a 'OH' E - I - E - I - .

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and a there.

Here an , there an .

Everywhere an .

Old MACDONALD had a farm E - I - E - I - .

Platty's Editors Note: I bet you sang as you read! Look, they are about to kiss!

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