Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
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Platty's Editors Note: I bet you sang as you read! Look, they are about to kiss!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.