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Don Jr. Starts Trump Pharm Co. and Releases First Covid Vaccine!

Chit Ferbrauns
September 22, 2020

The Trumps are at it again.

This is their triumphant bullshit act.

Scum bag Don Jr. along with dumbass brother Eric and joke Jared Kushner began Trump Pharm Co. with the intension of releasing their own Covid-19 vaccine.

The vaccine will be available for all Democrats on October 31^st.

The Republican vaccine will be scheduled to be available by December.

Don Jr. and the boys have not responded for comment on why there are two different vaccines.

We were able to aquire documentation with the ingredients in the vaccine.

Beautiful Powerful Light
Multiple disinfectants including bleach and ammonia.
Chemical compounds that makes trees explode.
Apple juice

Don Jr’s idea was the apple juice.

Please sign up to get your vaccine today!

Platty’s Editors Note: Is it apple juice or cyanide?

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