January 20, 2021
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Don Jr. Starts Trump Pharm Co. and Releases First Covid Vaccine!
September 22, 2020
The Trumps are at it again.
This is their triumphant bullshit act.
Scum bag Don Jr. along with dumbass brother Eric and joke Jared Kushner began Trump Pharm Co. with the intension of releasing their own Covid-19 vaccine.
The vaccine will be available for all Democrats on October 31st.
The Republican vaccine will be scheduled to be available by December.
Don Jr. and the boys have not responded for comment on why there are two different vaccines.
We were able to aquire documentation with the ingredients in the vaccine.
Don Jr’s idea was the apple juice.
Please sign up to get your vaccine today!
Platty’s Editors Note: Is it apple juice or cyanide?
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.