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Trump Gives Key to Melania’s Chastity Belt to Israel!


Ms. Ann Formation 
September 16, 2020 

President Trump recently gave the Prime Minister of Israel a fake “Key to the White House” but we all know it was a key to Melania’s chastity belt.

It has been reported that Melania changed the lock many years ago and Donald doesn’t even have access to her private vault anymore.

Trump can be seen mouthing the words “Good luck” to Benjamin Netanyahu after handing him the key before the signing of the Abraham Accords.

Trump can also be heard trash talking Abraham Lincoln and his collaboration with the creation of the Abraham Accords.

We reached out to Melania and asked if she plans on givng Ben access to try and unlock her belt, but we are still waiting for her comment.

Platty's Editor Note: Netanyahu was caught smelling the tip of the key.

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