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Tool Pushits New Album Back 2 Years to 2021!

Mike Litorus
July 22, 2019

It’s been about 4833 days since “10,000” days was released. Little did we know that was a hint for when the next album will drop.

I was able to send some questions via email to the band.

“Why two more years?” was one of my questions.

“We figured to make it about to about 5500-5600 days before we release since we require some extra work on most of the tracks. We were shooting for 4800-5000 but we need some extra fine tuning as it takes this band some time to make a perfect circle.” Maynard James Keenan wrote.

My second question was regarding videos and can we look forward to it be animated?

“Yes” said Adam Jones.

I asked a bunch of other questions but that’s all that I got.

That’s good enough for me. I have waited this long. What is another 2 years?

Platty’s Editor Note: Geez, calm down you bunch of tools! The album still drops on August 30th, 2020.

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