October 18, 2021

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Louie-Bloo Because He Needed the Money!

Oopsai Scharted 
July 23, 2021 

The characters of the Otter Pops are facing real life dire circumstances after it was revealed that Louie-Bloo was arrested for prostitution.

He told me that The Jel Sert Company has the Otters living in substandard conditions and are constantly belittled and humiliated in front of each other.

Alexander The Grape and Poncho Punch are allowed to wear clothes because they are constantly ratting out their fellow otters.

Sir Isaac Lime is treated the worst and humiliated by keeping him naked and holding a broken telescope.

The same accord is held for Strawberry Short Kook and Little Orphan Orange, but they do get to wear a short shirt but remain topless.

Little Orphan Orange is always sad.

Louie-Bloo because he needed the to money to free himself and the other otters from The Jel Sert Company.

Please boycott this company so Louie-Bloo doesn’t have to pleasure men for money. He can do it for fun!

Platty's Editor Note: The information in this article is really difficult to swallow.


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