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Ginger Woman Sells Her Soul to The Devil!

Dawn Keybawls 
July 28, 2021 

Luke 10:18 refers to “Satan falling from heaven.”

The Devil was once an angel and fell far from grace.

We have heard this story since we were young.

Another story after he fell was kept in secret.

The story is about God deciding to change the way ginger people managed their souls.

He decided to keep them up in heaven while the rest of the people of the world have their souls with them and can do as they please.

The non-ginger’s can sell their soul to the Devil and will pay the ultimate price. This the reason people don't believe ginger people have a soul. They do.

The devil is unaware of the ginger soul management as is the rest of us and has a good investment in the ginger soul’s death market just as he does in the other death markets.

Christine Breton has been aware of her special soul management as her family would tell her stories growing up with this unique gift.

She decided to sell her soul to the Devil for money and fame.

She knows the Devil cannot collect her soul as it is safe in heaven.

Good for you Christine for taking advantage of the loophole and selling your soul to the Devil.

Platty's Editor Note: Are you smoking crack again Dawn?


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