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Woman Uses FaceApp on Child to See Who The Daddy Could Be!

Mike Litorus
October 26, 2019

A few years ago, Marie Jordan had hit an all time low. She was using drugs and partying way too much.

The Hollywood lifestyle. Her father was a successful lawyer and her bank roll was never ending.

Her life was turned upside down when she got pregnant 6 years ago.

“I had so much dick during those years and don’t remember half of them, so it could be anyone.”

She has since turned her life around for her son. She has been clean since she found out she was pregnant.

“I figure if I use a photo of my child using FaceApp, it might give me an idea of who his daddy could be.”  Marie said with anticipation.

She uploaded his photo to FaceApp and the results were in. Who could it be?

“David Spade?” we both said in unison.

“Eh, okay!” she said and continued “I was hoping it was Kevin James.”

Marie has decided to contact her lawyer to see if David will take a test to determine the truth.

Platty's Editor Note: That man is not my boyfriend, he's my baby daddy! These articles can't always be a 10. This one is about a 3.

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