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Husband Loves to Eat His Wife’s Juicy Taco!

Moe Lester 
August 12, 2021 

Peter and Mary Jenkins were married in 2000.

Peter really loved Mary’s juicy tacos when he first tasted them.

It’s now 20 years later and Peter cannot get enough of Mary’s tacos.

He loves how he get her taco juices all over his fingers and mouth.

The gooey cheese dripping from her taco is what he loves the most.

Peter can be seen licking and sucking the left-over juices from his fingers with delight.

Sometimes he gets in there so deep he gets some juice in his mustache.

It's great to see that after 20 years Peter still eats Mary's tacos.

Platty’s Editor Note: Geez Moe, sound like its been awhile since you had some tacos.


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