February 25, 2021
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Knee Injury Derails Couple’s Doggy Style!
February 07, 2021
Jen and Chris Wilson were looking forward to a romantic evening.
Chris was away on business for a few weeks and was arriving home at the airport.
He planned a nice romantic dinner for the two of them and was stocked with plenty of wine and Champaign.
He was stopping at a florist when he got out of the cab and he missed the curb and sprained his knee badly. Chris hit the ground and yelled out in pain.
Jen was at home getting ready for Chris to arrive from his business trip when she got a call from him.
She was walking up the stairs when she heard the news that he injured himself and then she missed a step and she tumbled back down the stairs.
In the process, she twisted her knee and she screamed out in pain.
They met each other at the emergency room where they spent the night getting x-ray’s instead of enjoying each other with the night ending in the Doggy Style position.
Doggy Style will be out the question over the next several weeks.
Platty’s Editor Note: My wife mentioned she loves Doggy Style. Now that’s something I can get behind.
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