September 24, 2021
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Private Investigator Is A Real Dick!
July 25, 2021
Chris Anderson is a dick.
His parents know he is a dick and so does his sister.
His grandparents have dementia and still remember he is a dick.
Even his friends know he is a dick.
Chris doesn’t have any issues knowing he is a dick because this is how he makes a living.
Even though he is a dick, he always tries to be a private one.
He may be private, but his business is expanding.
Chris is proud to be a private expanding dick.
Platty's Editor Note: I'm not a stalker. I'm an unpaid private investigator.
He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.
He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.