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Private Investigator Is A Real Dick!


Dawn Keybawls 
July 25, 2021 

Chris Anderson is a dick.

His parents know he is a dick and so does his sister.

His grandparents have dementia and still remember he is a dick.

Even his friends know he is a dick.

Chris doesn’t have any issues knowing he is a dick because this is how he makes a living.

Even though he is a dick, he always tries to be a private one.

He may be private, but his business is expanding.

Chris is proud to be a private expanding dick.

Platty's Editor Note: I'm not a stalker. I'm an unpaid private investigator.

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