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Woman Bakes Bread Using Vaginal Yeast!

Dawn Keybawls 
May 25, 2020 

Life is upside down right now and with that comes shortages of products like toilet paper of all things.

Toilet paper?

There are many industries that are affected by recession and pandemics.

Bread products are taking a big hit and more people are making bread at home.

This has led to a yeast shortage including Melania’s yeast products.

Jessica Jordan thought she was lucky as she is currently developing a vaginal yeast infection.

She mentioned she was able to extract and grow her own vag yeast for some bread.

She cooked it up and served it to her family.

The kids and her husband gobbled it up and said it was the best bread they have ever had.

She has yet to tell them where the yeast came from.

Platty’s Editor Note: Bread puns happened when you yeast expect them!

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