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Doctors Confirm Covid-19 Not Transferable Ass to Mouth!


Oopsai Scharted 
August 01, 2021 

Today a group of doctors studying Covid-19 and ways that it can be transferred in humans confirmed that the disease cannot be transferred from ass to mouth.

The team of doctors have been performing tests over several months and ass to mouth was a major turning point in discovering new ways to treat Covid-19.

There were several other acts that were tested but each testing participant ended up getting sick with Covid.

Please look up each term to understand in more detail.

The Angry Dragon, The Bronco, Daisy Chaining, Flaming Amazon, The Roddy Piper, Shop Vac and the Ham and Cheese Sandwich all ended up with the individuals getting sick from their infected partner.

Ass to mouth was the only act where the illness was not transferred.

Platty’s Editor Note: In this case, it is better to receive than to give!

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