February 25, 2021
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Man, With Concussion Smacked Awake by Paramedics!
February 18, 2021
Chris Jenkins is not having a fun day today.
It started good enough when his wife made him breakfast and he went to get a glass and hit his head on the cabinet door.
He dropped his glass and bent down to pick it up and hit his head on the way up on an open drawer.
His day continued with various ways where Chris hit his head leading him to being punch drunk.
He hit his cranium on a wall, a car door and even took an elbow when playing basketball.
The basketball violently screamed to his head when an errant pass found his noggin.
Down he goes again!
The coup de grâce came when he was in a car accident on his way home from work.
He was taken to the hospital where a paramedic smacked him awake from his unconsciousness.
The doctors have said it is all in his head.
Platty’s Editor Note: If concussions cause short-term memory loss then what can concussions cause?
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.