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2020 Senior Skip Day is Actually Going to School!
May 16, 2020
This is the time of year when Seniors in High School plan their Senior Skip Day.
Covid-19 has derailed those plans since schools have been closed since March.
Seniors around the country have been wanting to go back to school and have planned this years Senior Skip Day will take place at school.
Popular seniors across the country are breaking into schools for one last day of fame.
The seniors that are unpopular and loners are encouraged to stay home to avoid any possible shootings.
The day will be filled with teenage angst and drama where feelings will be hurt and friendships tested.
Fucking Becky is expected to be extra bitchy and the popular jock and emo/goth guys will fight for a third time.
These seniors are ready to have one day where life is back to normal with drugs, alcohol, fighting, drama and unprotected sex.
Check with your classmates and mark the date on your calendar and have fun on your Senior Skip Day!
Platty’s Editor Note: Why don't farts graduate? They always get expelled!
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