November 26, 2021

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Man Suffers from Covid-Penis!

Dawn Keybawls 
July 14, 2021 

Mario García Ramírez de Arroyo has a long name.

That is not the only thing.

Mario recently was diagnosed with Covid-19 and now experiences a new side effect of the virus.


Mario is healthy and feeling well these days and very proud of his new “side-effect.”

He loves to show it off to anyone who wants to see it.

His wife has expressed extreme displeasure as she walked away yelling “Oh hell no!”

Mario is looking forward to a career in the porn industry.

We wish him well!

Platty’s Editor Note: Seriously, where are his pants? Is that a new rule? Giant dick? You don’t have to wear pants now?


Other Works by the Author!

WINDS: The Imaginary Direction of Time 11/24/21
THYRFING: Vanagandr 11/16/21
TWISTED SISTER: Stay Hungry 11/14/21
DOWN: NOLA 10/30/21
AMON AMARTH: Once Sent from the Golden Hall 10/20/21
TOOL: ├ćnima 10/10/21
IMMORTAL: Northern Chaos Gods 10/01/21
AT THE GATES: Slaughter of the Soul 09/22/21


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