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Man Suffers from Covid-Penis!

Dawn Keybawls 
October 15, 2020 

Mario García Ramírez de Arroyo has a long name.

That is not the only thing.

Mario recently was diagnosed with Covid-19 and now experiences a new side effect of the virus.

Covid-Penis!

Mario is healthy and feeling well these days and very proud of his new “side-effect.”

He loves to show it off to anyone who wants to see it.

His wife has expressed extreme displeasure as she walked away yelling “Oh hell no!”

Mario is looking forward to a career in the porn industry.

We wish him well!

Platty’s Editor Note: Seriously, where are his pants? Is that a new rule? Giant dick? You don’t have to wear pants now?

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