August 04, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man Suffers from Covid-Penis!
May 08, 2020
Mario García Ramírez de Arroyo has a long name.
That is not the only thing.
Mario recently was diagnosed with Covid-19 and now experiences a new side effect of the virus.
Mario is healthy and feeling well these days and very proud of his new “side-effect.”
He loves to show it off to anyone who wants to see it.
His wife has expressed extreme displeasure as she walked away yelling “Oh hell no!”
Mario is looking forward to a career in the porn industry.
We wish him well!
Platty’s Editor Note: Seriously, where are his pants? Is that a new rule? Giant dick? You don’t have to wear pants now?
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.