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People Respect Social Distancing at Neighbors Barbecue by Staying Home!
May 02, 2020
It’s that time of year where Chip Campos has his yearly barbeque bash where he makes everyone know he is better than them.
He loves to show off his toys, gadgets and general bullshit.
His neighbors, friends and employees only go for the food, free alcohol and seeing each other over Chip.
Sometimes a pandemic can be a good thing and provide you with another option than to deal with this bullshit.
This year his neighbors, friends and employees are only going in spirit and will display the max amount of distancing between them and Chip.
It was rumored that Chip still walked around his house pretending he was talking down to his neighbors, friend and employees to make himself feel good.
It just wasn’t the same as his imagination could never satisfy his smugness, he needed to do it in front of people for their real reaction.
You’re an asshole Chip!
Platty’s Editor Note: I once went to a vegetarian barbecue. They only smoked weed!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.