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Teacher Misses Having Sex with Her Students!

Dawn Keybawls 
December 03, 2020 

Covid-19 has been a disaster for a lot of people who are still alive and struggling to get by and survive.

Businesses, sports, schools and outdoor activities have been shut down.

Stephanie Ann-Smith is a local high school teacher and she is struggling just like everyone else that is affected by the Stay at Home order.

Stephanie is home with her husband who has been working in his office for the last month.

She likes that they are spending more time together, but she is really missing having sex with her male students.

There have been several occasions where Stephanie has tried to escape and meet one of her students, but her husband wants to ‘tag’ along even though he has no idea where she is going.

He just wants to get out of the house too.

She hopes the schools and businesses will re-open, and that life will get back to normal as soon as possible.

Platty’s Editor Note: I recently discovered that my 3rd grade teacher is doing time in prison for sexually assaulting a student. He always rubbed me the wrong way.

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