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Man Selling Couch Only Had Sex on It 6 Times!
October 22, 2020
Chad Michael Turner is hoping to sell his used couch and make some cash before he moves across the country.
The big stuff must go including his bed, the couch and a few tables and desks.
He is letting people know that the couch has been through 6 sex sessions in its lifetime.
He isn’t sure why he hasn’t sold the couch or his bed.
He doesn’t understand why someone wouldn’t want this sweet couch that was the center point of a threesome.
The couch is liquid proof and is easily cleaned. It survived the squirt fest of 2018.
It also had a big role in the slow budget porn movie Chad shot back in 2019.
The couch comes with a signed photo of the stars in action.
It could be your for a cool 60 bucks.
Platty’s Editor Note: Why would anyone buy a used bed or couch?
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