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Trump Says We Are Removing the Plague. But He Is Still Here!

Dawn Keybawls
April 14, 2020

President Trump.

Two words that I have difficulty writing or speaking.

He said something that I was hoping would be true.

He said we are removing the plague. I thought, yes, finally, he is removing himself from office.

A nasty consuming plague that has been ripping through Washington since 2016.

A poop tweeting, orange Orangutan who is in love with dictators is finally leaving.

The weed finally wore off and then I realized he meant Covid-19.

Last I knew, a plague is bacteria based. Covid-19 is a virus.

Both are infectious but one is cured by antibiotics (plague) while the other is not (virus).

Fucking dipshit!

I don't think antibiotics will curse this plague.

Platty's Editor Note: How did the ghost family die? They caught the Boo-bonic plague.

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