August 04, 2020
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Trump Says We Are Removing the Plague. But He Is Still Here!
April 14, 2020
Two words that I have difficulty writing or speaking.
He said something that I was hoping would be true.
He said we are removing the plague. I thought, yes, finally, he is removing himself from office.
A nasty consuming plague that has been ripping through Washington since 2016.
A poop tweeting, orange Orangutan who is in love with dictators is finally leaving.
The weed finally wore off and then I realized he meant Covid-19.
Last I knew, a plague is bacteria based. Covid-19 is a virus.
Both are infectious but one is cured by antibiotics (plague) while the other is not (virus).
I don't think antibiotics will curse this plague.
Platty's Editor Note: How did the ghost family die? They caught the Boo-bonic plague.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.