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Covid-19 Survivor Killed in Car Accident Leaving Hospital!

Chit Ferbrauns
November 21, 2020

Eric Frasier’s life went down hill fast during the last 6 weeks.

6 Weeks ago: Eric lost his job.

5 Weeks ago: Eric’s father passed away from natural causes.

4 Weeks ago: Eric’s mother was diagnosed with Cancer.

3 Weeks ago: Eric’s wife left him for his brother.

2 Weeks ago: Eric was diagnosed with Covid 19.

1 Week ago: Eric was on a ventilator.

Today: Eric was released from the hospital and is considered a miracle survivor.

The Doctors didn't give him much of a chance but he was resilient and defied the odds and survived.

Eric was killed in a car accident on his way home from the hospital.

Platty's Editor Note: Damn! Could this be any more depressing? Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now!

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