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Little Shit Grew Up to Be A Big Shit!

Mike Litorus
July 15, 2019

What the holy hell happened?

This nice confident little child ended up being this guy?

This lovely child with a bowl cut, kick ass glasses and sweet striped turtle neck grew into this douche bag?

Where did his hair go? Is that a smile or is he suffering through a brain aneurysm?

Life has not been too kind to this tortured soul.

I’ll try and stay positive and pray he has a lot of money or big penis so he might find some happiness in life.

The harrowing truth is that we know he has neither.

Let’s have a moment of silence in honor of this poor son of a bitch!

Platty's Editor Note: I thought I looked like a goof. I'll take a duck bill over him any day!

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