May 28, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Little Shit Grew Up to Be A Big Shit!
July 15, 2019
What the holy hell happened?
This nice confident little child ended up being this guy?
This lovely child with a bowl cut, kick ass glasses and sweet striped turtle neck grew into this douche bag?
Where did his hair go? Is that a smile or is he suffering through a brain aneurysm?
Life has not been too kind to this tortured soul.
I’ll try and stay positive and pray he has a lot of money or big penis so he might find some happiness in life.
The harrowing truth is that we know he has neither.
Let’s have a moment of silence in honor of this poor son of a bitch!
Platty's Editor Note: I thought I looked like a goof. I'll take a duck bill over him any day!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.