You guessed it! Otter Pops have released the new Urine Pops. Artificial colors are gone, and only pure urine is being used.
I reached out to their CEO and lucky I was able to present a few questions for him.
BD: "They are urine pops but how can you claim 100% fruit juice?"
Louie B: "We only hire people from the LGBTTQQIAAP community to supply the urine. This is how we can still claim 100% fruit juice."
BD: “That is completely insensitive to this community and I am appalled by your answer.”
Louie B: “We’ll we hire everyone in the fruit bowl of sorts. Or should I say the cornucopia of LGBTTQQIAAP.”
BD: “What does corn have to do with this? Well Sir, good day as I am against Homophobia, Transphobia, Biphobia and Cornphobia. I will completely boycot your company.”
I brought my community together to have an Otter Pop burning party but soon realized liquid/frozen treats do not burn very well. Instead we had a pouring out party. We also realized that pouring is a reference to a fallen friend. So, we just ate them real quick. We all experienced brain freeze. Damn you Otter Pops….
Platty's Editor Note: LGBTTQQIAAP stands for (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, pansexual). I am a Platypus and fully stand for and support the LGBTTQQIAAP community. Please dont sue me!