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USA Leads in Coronavirus! We’re #1! USA! USA! USA!
October 27, 2020
Let’s look at the ranks of the USA when it comes to certain statistical categories like health, education and other tidbits.
The USA was the leader a long time ago in healthcare but now the USA ranks a steady 37th right ahead of Slovenia and Cuba.
The USA ranks 20th in world education. Right behind Belgium. We Be 20!
The USA now ranks 64th in life expectancy, dropping 21 spots. See healthcare ranking.
Our healthcare sucks, we be getting dumber by the day and now we are dying sooner than expected.
We are number 1 at some statistical categories.
The USA ranks number 1 in power! The USA dominates the news and shapes global economic patterns.
The USA ranks number 1 in Coronavirus. See life expectancy and healthcare rankings as power won’t help you much here.
USA! We’re #1, USA!
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