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Covid-18 Jealous of 19’s Success!


Moe Lester 
July 01, 2021 

If you have no idea what is going on with our planet then go back under your rock and stay there.

That will be your safest bet for survival. Or at least what we are told.

Coronavirus, aka 2019 Novel Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV is running rampant across the globe.

We all know most of us will survive and continue with our lives, but we don’t want to bring this issue to ones that might not.

We have never heard of Covid-18. Aka 2018 Novel Coronavirus, Aka 2018-nCoV as it didn’t do shit to anyone.

Covid-18 is jealous as hell of 19’s success.

19 is trying to remind 18 that he wouldn’t be the best Coronavirus if it weren’t for 18’s existence.

18 isn’t listening and is tired of being less successful and is going home. A 'screw you' to 19 was mumbled as he left.

Platty's Editor Note: Moe, are you feeling okay? You need to lay off the drugs a bit!

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