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Wash Your Hands Before and After Masturbation!
October 13, 2020
It’s common practice these days to always wash your hands after masturbation which helps wash away the guilt and shame along with the mess.
Nowadays we should be reminded to wash our hand before and after you jerk the gerk or flick the clit.
Just remember to wash up before smack the crack or rub a dub.
Using protective gloves can also provide safe interaction with your dirty parts but can also feel incredible.
Please be safe and wash your hand before and after you walk the dog or pet the kitty.
Be safe during this crazy time.
Platty’s Editor Note: Masturbation, the only time a guy can multitask. Watch porn, whacking, and keeping an eye on the door.
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