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Homeless Woman Arrested for Violating Stay at Home Order!

Chit Ferbrauns 
April 02, 2020 

Jennifer Gardner is not having much luck lately.

She lost her job and homing right before the latest Coronavirus became everyday news.

Today she was arrested for violating the stay at home order.

Within hours of being released, she gets arrested again.

She cannot go into fast food places to hang out for a while or shopping malls.

There are very limited places where she can go.

Jail is one of them.

Jail is where she will go, and the cycle will repeat into infinity.

Until the stay at home order is rescinded.

Platty’s Editor Note: Why are homeless people always yelling? They don’t know how to use their inside voice.

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