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Orgy Fest 2020 Still on Amid Covid-19. Theme: Fuck It!

Dawn Keybawls
March 30, 2020

Orgy Fest 2020 is still going down.

If you were a part of Orgy Fest 2019 then you know Covid-19 is nothing to worry about.

There are so many other diseases that can ruin your day.

Covid-19 is low on the list compared to what can make your penis or vagina sick.

The theme for 2020 is Fuck It!

That's right Orgy Fest 2020 is Fuck It! as we will all die someday.

Why not die doing something you love with some nasty fucking people.

See you at Orgy Fest 2020 mother fuckers!

Platty’s Editor Note: What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? Thanks for coming!

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