April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Nails, Eyebrows and Bushes Are Getting Out of Control!
Publish Date: March 23, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis
Men and Women, are you ready?
Soon your wife’s, girlfriend’s, boyfriend’s nails, eyebrows and bushes are going to grow out of control.
This should be considered an essential service in our time as we will finally get to see what our significant other will be in their natural state.
Those eyebrows will grow out of control.
The nails will soon look like shit as they will tear or be cut and will look like shit!
Do I need to talk about the bushes? Are you ready for some bush?
It will soon be like 70’s porn with hair all over.
Are you ready to pick some hair out of your teeth?
Platty’s Editor note: Some of you could use some dental floss….
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