April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Hot Chick Now Has to Pay for Alcohol Due to Bars Closing!
Publish Date: March 22, 2020
Author: Oopsai Scharted
Becky Allison, the local bar whore is looking at life differently these days.
Gone are the days, for now, when she could get free drinks at any bar she wanted.
The problem now lies in that the bars are now closed due to Coronavirus fears.
Fucking Becky started hanging around grocery store alcohol isles to see if men would pay for her beer.
She found out that it is not the same as a bar.
She must pay for her own alcohol now, and she has never been so depressed.
She is finally understanding how much money is spent buying her drinks at the bar.
She will no longer put out after a few drinks. Gentlemen, it will now cost you are least 5 cocktails before she will go home with you.
But for now, she is concentrating on herself and buying her own alcohol.
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