April 01, 2020
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IT Tech Working at Home Still Required to Wear Company Swag!
Publish Date: March 21, 2020
Author: Moe Lester
Ain’t that some shit!
That is the thought that goes though IT Tech Frankie Thompson mind.
His company that employs him decided to implement a work from home order during the latest Coronavirus scare.
The catch is that he still needs to wear his company swag while at home.
They even went as far as providing pajamas with the company logo on them.
He has his company mug that he drinks his coffee from and a tumbler that he drinks water from during the day.
He has his company mouse pad, toothbrush and stress balls that he also uses.
They own his ass and he knows it.
Now he must wear his company shirt while he works from home.
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