April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man, With Bad Teeth Can Finally Smile!
Publish Date: March 19, 2020
Author: Benjamin Dover
Walter Smith is happy there is a new pandemic.
He can break out his favorite mask and smile all day without judgement and people freaking out over his bad teeth.
He can walk around town with his mask on and not feel like a freak because of his bad, nasty teeth.
He could go to the dentist, but his finances are tapped due to his investment in a local mask company.
He does love to smile, and he doesn’t think society is ready for his loving smile without a mask.
He wants the latest pandemic to last as humanly possible so he can feel comfortable and happy in public.
Walter just wants to smile. Now he can!
Platty’s Editor Note: People cutting bras in half to make face masks now. They look like a bunch of tits!
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