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Practice Safe Social Distancing with The New 6 Foot Penis Extension!

Chit Ferbrauns
June 06, 2020

We all want to be safe during the latest scare the shit of the people world event.

Enter the latest social distancing product created that allows us to still get it on.

We can continue to spot that new person that we want to get naked with and this extension is the start of a new product line that allows us to be safe when everything goes to Hell.

Also, in the works is the Six-Foot Tongue extender for excellent oral and the Six-Foot Fingers for extra toe curling fun.

The Six-Foot Penis extender also works great for oral for him.

Your partner can stimulate the head and you will feel it on your side as the technology involved makes sure all aspects of ultimate pleasure are covered.

Go get your Six-Footer extender at SixFooter.com

Platty's Editor Note: Who needs an extender? Not me!

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