April 01, 2020
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CDC Warns Limit of 5 People in Orgy Due to Coronavirus!
Publish Date: March 14, 2020
Author: Moe Lester
The Center of Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) new warning today has extended to your bedroom, living room, large outdoor tents, facilities or wherever you host your orgies.
Due to the new Coronavirus fears circulating around the world they now warn that your orgies should be limited to 5 participants only.
4 women and 1 man or 3 women and 2 men are the suggested men to women orgy ratio.
You can try different ratios, but the CDC thinks it’s gross and doesn’t recommend it.
That does not mean that others cannot watch, they can, only if they remain 6 feet away from the orgy.
Be careful and clean your junk with hand sanitizer.
It will burn but that is a feeling you deal with any ways everyday!
There is medicine for that type of burn.
Platty’s Editor Note: Why'd the couple leave the orgy early? They were afraid that someone would come between them.
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